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Crazy Ring (parody of Crazy Train)
Posted By: Chuckles
Date: 11 December 2004, 2:06 PM


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Crazy Ring (parody of Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne)

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of Covies coming in droves
Maybe it's not too late
To kill all the flood
And somehow escape.

Sentinels were helping
Now they're in my way
I'm killing all the aliens on this crazy ring

I've killed my own snipers
I've scavenged the fools
As ammo would drop out
Who plays by the rules?
One Spartan conditioned to school all his foes
The monitor sells it and you live the role

Guitly Spark still singing
Driving me insane
I'm killing all the aliens on this crazy ring

I'd like a warthog in the Library
Bungie please listen to my words
Yeah

Slaves to the Xbox
That's what we've become
Addicted to gaming, I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I play it 'til morning, then sleep in the chair

Gaming thumb's not healing
Got Microsoft to blame
I'm killing all the aliens on this crazy ring

C.T. Clown





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