Author: Jillybean
Ode Tae Bungie
Cowrin'!
Like a swaddlin bairn
Ah, ma mammy'd dae her nut
If she saw me like this
That's naw ma braw lass,
She'd say
And skelp me roon' the heid
Ah'd deserve it tae
Outtae ammo,
For christ's sake
An auld snipey heid up there
Jes' waitin' for ma surrender
Aye,
A dinnae think so
Onwards! Upwards!
Righ' up and awa'!
Respawn in seven seconds
Aw ma mammy'll dae her nut
Wis ma job tae guard yon flag
Noo she's on her ain
Aye, and thankin yous Bungie
Tha's another family fallout
Sae whit, ma sister's sportin'
Wan rare shiner
Game stats
She won, ah lost
Family fun,
Frae Bungie
Authors Notes: Should it be poets notes? Anyway, that's for the Ode to Bungie competition Junk Yard are running. I'm posting it here so you may all see and revel in its crapness.
It's in a Scottish/Glaswegian/Highland dialect, so if you don't understand it - hey, it's all good.
Em - nothing much else to say really. Stuntmutt's is better
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