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Hunter_Killer
7:28 pm | June 22, 2003
Takes Shotgun and Shoots Wiley in head nad in nuts
Steele
8:24 pm | June 17, 2003
Sure, but Rick "Einstein" Mitchell is the Commander. Missile sounds pretty good. Seeing as how Human weapons work better on unsheilded things, while Covenant weapons work better on Shields...

I was going to design a missile that uses Plasma as it's guiding source, but then the Covenant could easily make decoys...
Elfster
1:17 am | June 17, 2003
Ok all Episode 2 is out now. All further posts I will post on Episode 2's comments.
Wiley K.
12:41 am | June 17, 2003
Also, I am planning to include the 889th tacticle fighter squadron in the space battle for a little bit, if that's OK with you. They'll be working alongside a squadron that I made up, the 117th strike fighter wing. As you can tell, my story will be more than just the SpecOps guys.
Wiley K.
12:38 am | June 17, 2003
Attached.

The missle will have a micro-sheild generater and a plasma warhead that punches thru the sheild and then a regular HE warhead finishes the target off off. Pretty cool, huh?
Elfster
10:55 pm | June 16, 2003
hahaha. I know. I only hit it once. It just submits it twice.
Steele
9:45 pm | June 16, 2003
I guess it can use the Human/Covenant hybrid missile. How's it work.

You want the inof as an attatchment or pasted to the message.
Wiley K
9:14 pm | June 16, 2003
don't you feel dumb...
Hunter_Killer
8:49 pm | June 16, 2003
To Wiley:

Oh, so those five things weren't Hunters.... (@_@)
Wiley
8:24 pm | June 16, 2003
Correction: I'm still making it up, so if it doesn't work then it won't matter.
Wiley K.
8:20 pm | June 16, 2003
Thanks,just send the Info to kimballwh@aol.com. But is it alright if it uses the Covanent-Human missle hybrid I came up with?
Steele
8:00 pm | June 16, 2003
Also, Wiley, if you use the Dagger just don't give it any Covenant technology...
Steele
8:00 pm | June 16, 2003
Sure, Wiley. If you want, I'll compile some technical info on it.

As for the Cheif being sexy, I don't know either, nor could I judge. I wonder if any females visit this site.

Elfster, you only have to hit the 'Post Comment' button once....
Elfster
11:49 am | June 16, 2003
Ok, submitted episode 2, the only problem is that its noticeably short. Ohwell... I cant really say if the Master Cheif is sexy or not being that im a guy but you dont know whats under that MJOLNIR armor =)
Elfster
11:49 am | June 16, 2003
Ok, submitted episode 2, the only problem is that its noticeably short. Ohwell... I cant really say if the Master Cheif is sexy or not being that im a guy but you dont know whats under that MJOLNIR armor =)
Elfster
4:24 am | June 16, 2003
Hey I just thought of something. Since you guys seem to like it alot, I'll put little snipits of my new episodes here on the comments list before they come out. Like the first parts. Ok heres a sneak peak at episode 2:

Episode 02 - And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... or atleast some of you have...

Episode 02 - The Kitchen


"These pickles arent the real reason I brought you here, Chief." Keyes continued.

"Well than what's my real mission?"

"To open this jar of pickles."

"But you just said that wasn't my real mission."

"It isn't."

"Well than what IS my real mission?"

"I just said, to open this jar of pickles for me.."

"I should've never signed that contract with Bungie..."

Lol its short, but it does the job.
Elfster
4:24 am | June 16, 2003
Hey I just thought of something. Since you guys seem to like it alot, I'll put little snipits of my new episodes here on the comments list before they come out. Like the first parts. Ok heres a sneak peak at episode 2:

Episode 02 - And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... or atleast some of you have...

Episode 02 - The Kitchen


"These pickles arent the real reason I brought you here, Chief." Keyes continued.

"Well than what's my real mission?"

"To open this jar of pickles."

"But you just said that wasn't my real mission."

"It isn't."

"Well than what IS my real mission?"

"I just said, to open this jar of pickles for me.."

"I should've never signed that contract with Bungie..."

Lol its short, but it does the job.
Elfster
4:24 am | June 16, 2003
Hey I just thought of something. Since you guys seem to like it alot, I'll put little snipits of my new episodes here on the comments list before they come out. Like the first parts. Ok heres a sneak peak at episode 2:

Episode 02 - And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... or atleast some of you have...

Episode 02 - The Kitchen


"These pickles arent the real reason I brought you here, Chief." Keyes continued.

"Well than what's my real mission?"

"To open this jar of pickles."

"But you just said that wasn't my real mission."

"It isn't."

"Well than what IS my real mission?"

"I just said, to open this jar of pickles for me.."

"I should've never signed that contract with Bungie..."

Lol its short, but it does the job.
Elfster
4:24 am | June 16, 2003
Hey I just thought of something. Since you guys seem to like it alot, I'll put little snipits of my new episodes here on the comments list before they come out. Like the first parts. Ok heres a sneak peak at episode 2:

Episode 02 - And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... or atleast some of you have...

Episode 02 - The Kitchen


"These pickles arent the real reason I brought you here, Chief." Keyes continued.

"Well than what's my real mission?"

"To open this jar of pickles."

"But you just said that wasn't my real mission."

"It isn't."

"Well than what IS my real mission?"

"I just said, to open this jar of pickles for me.."

"I should've never signed that contract with Bungie..."

Lol its short, but it does the job.
Elfster
4:24 am | June 16, 2003
Hey I just thought of something. Since you guys seem to like it alot, I'll put little snipits of my new episodes here on the comments list before they come out. Like the first parts. Ok heres a sneak peak at episode 2:

Episode 02 - And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... or atleast some of you have...

Episode 02 - The Kitchen


"These pickles arent the real reason I brought you here, Chief." Keyes continued.

"Well than what's my real mission?"

"To open this jar of pickles."

"But you just said that wasn't my real mission."

"It isn't."

"Well than what IS my real mission?"

"I just said, to open this jar of pickles for me.."

"I should've never signed that contract with Bungie..."

Lol its short, but it does the job.
Elfster
4:19 am | June 16, 2003
Ya, i noticed that. Hey. I know.. Its... DUN DA DA DA!.... GRRRUNT KILLLA! lol. Or:

Bad grunts bad grunts watcha gonna doo when they come for youu.

Or: New crom the Covenant Broadcasting Network: Newwww GRRRRRUNT CEREAL! Just add milk!.... Hey, wtf whys this stuff blu- EWWWWWWWW YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU PUT REAL- Hey... TURN THE CAMERA OFF QUI-

-static-
Wiley
2:58 am | June 16, 2003
To Hunter_Killer:
Hunters have orange blood, not blue. youre not gruntkiller;)
Wiley K
1:26 am | June 16, 2003
Awnser to poll: I'm straight as far as I know so i cannot awnser that question.




Oh, and Steele: do you mind if I use the Dagger in my story? I know you came up with it and all, but I'm not very original as you can tell.
Wiley K
1:24 am | June 16, 2003
ROTFLMAOTNTPMP! 9/10
Steele
9:27 pm | June 15, 2003
Funny. I liked it.

Poll:

Is the Master Cheif Sexy?
Elfster
7:17 pm | June 15, 2003
Ok. strangely enough. Just as I posted the last comment I DID get an idea. Brb. Its writin time.
Elfster
7:10 pm | June 15, 2003
Cool. I was hoping it would make people laugh.
If I kept going with the "Yes, Sir" thing it would loose its humor so excuse me while I think of episode 2 which hasnt quite popped into my mind yet. I started writing it but it was sort of stupid so I played Halo while thinking of other ideas.
nicholas
3:57 pm | June 15, 2003
now that was funny! you gotta do more and hook the chief and cortana up, now that would be real funny.
Hunter_Killer
2:20 pm | June 15, 2003
*walks up, with blue blood on Assault Rifle and on Marine Battle Armor* Whhhhuuu.... THAT was a job! Oh, by the way, still think it's FUNNY! :))
Hunter_Killer
2:18 pm | June 15, 2003
(o.O) FUNNNY FUNNY!!! 9.9999999/10
Now, gotta go kill hunters... *Pulls out Assault Rifle and runs out*
'Nosolee
1:24 pm | June 15, 2003
Hilarious! Especially the 'yes sir' parts 9/10
harley
8:42 am | June 15, 2003
God that was funny. :) expecially this part:
Waitasec, didnt you say that on the POA? said the cheif.

"Yes, Sir."

"Didnt the POA crash on Halo?"

"Yes, Sir."

"Wait. so shouldnt you be dead?"

"Yes, Sir."

"But I've seen you die like 6 frickin times in Halo. Bungie must really like you or something...."

"Yes, Sir."

"... Hey uhh... Just between you and me... Am I sexy?"

"Yes, Sir."

"Do I need to get my ears checked?"

"Yes, Sir."

"Are you gonna say that all frickin day?"

"Yes, Sir."

"Are you an idiot?"

"No, Sir."

"I frickin hate you..."
That was the funniest part on here lol.
Elfster
5:20 am | June 15, 2003
Ohhh I see.. you mean where he says "Oh, ya, I knew that, just got turned around, thats all." when she says "Closet's that way."

Well.. What do you want me to do about it? Theres plenty of stories out there that you couldve picked to call rip-offs. Everybody lets something like that slip into their writing sometime. Btw anyone thats reading this: Sorry i did a crappy job on editing it, I sent in a better version but I dont know if they'll post it.
Elfster
5:20 am | June 15, 2003
Ohhh I see.. you mean where he says "Oh, ya, I knew that, just got turned around, thats all." when she says "Closet's that way."

Well.. What do you want me to do about it? Theres plenty of stories out there that you couldve picked to call rip-offs. Everybody lets something like that slip into their writing sometime. Btw anyone thats reading this: Sorry i did a crappy job on editing it, I sent in a better version but I dont know if they'll post it.
Elfster
5:20 am | June 15, 2003
How so?
Ishkabibbl
1:26 am | June 15, 2003
You ripped off Red vs. Blue...


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