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Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Umm yeah quick question I'm hearing and seeing a lot on Halo PC but what about the game Halo2 there have been no updates fora while on that subject Is bungie trying to keep me in the dark, or are they building suspension to the game and releasing details only when convenient to keep people guessing? Even Xbox magazine hasn't posted anything which makes you think... Oh well

PawPaz101

I'm really not allowed to tell you this, but: Yes, Bungie is trying to keep you in the dark. You really shouldn't have TKed Sketch so many times. It was hard getting everyone on the forum not to mention all the new stuff, and getting your local bookstore to carry the alternate non-Halo-2 OXM edition, but man can he carry a grudge.


Do you guys have a news server that e-mails people? If so what is the address

Daniel McNaughton

Sadly, yes, we do have a news server that emails people. We don't know how to make it stop. The guy who set it up got fired (well, not so much "fired" as "broke into my liquor cabinet and then escaped") and we don't know where the emails are coming from. Nobody wants to go turn it off, because his office is nearly as "lived-in" as mine. If you know how to shut it down remotely, please give us a call.


Hello, I am working very hard on a documentary about young women and how they treat each other, how young women feel about themselves,and how young women allow young men to treat them. I feel very passionate about this topic. I believe because we don't educate our little girls enough about self value, this is why we still have teenaage girls still slicing each others faces with razor blades in school. Can you please, please give me contact info for Eve Ensler?

Heather Lawton

Sorry, can't help you. But, as a consolation prize, I'll forward your email to our busy community of teenage videogame addicts. I'm sure they'll know a great deal about women and how to treat them.


sup,my name is f34r grimreefer,i stop by hbo bout every day,i saw the artical about the halo puzzle the in german...anywayz i just wanted to brag bout beating it speaking that it ooooonnnnlllyyyyy toke an hour.....g2g i have a head ache

burninggundam

Congratulations on beating the German Halo puzzle. I'm sure it was quite an accomplishment, despite not knowing what you're talking about. However, in the future, please "toke an hour" after writing the email. You aren't the only one with a headache now.


SADDAM IS CAPTURED! PUT UP A NEWS POST!

HaloReclaimer

So kill the guy carrying him and defend him until he resets. This happens in a lot of games, it's not really worth a news post.


Hi Lets Keep This Simple And Anonymous I Like To BE Called Vash And Well I Would Like To Know What You The Pro's Think Of My Back Ground. Hey Be Sure To Read All The Little Red Mantras I Thought Up. It Would Be Very Much Appreciated If You And The Halo Staff Would Let Me Know What You The Makers Think. Hey I'm Always Open To Praise Or If You Don't Like It Well Let Me Know. THANKS -Vash

Vash

Since you're anonymous, I don't know anything about your background. I also have no way to find these mantras of which you speak. Although, I can conclusively deduce that you are in fact simple.


On the technical map of Master Chief there is a quote which is 'All your base are belong to us'. There was a game, at the time of the genesis, which was called 'Zero Wing'. It was in japanese, then a us version was made. It was translated so poorly, the company that made the game went bankrupt. A character in the game called 'Cat' says this to the side you play (the good side). Hope this clears things up a bit.

shadow_42001 hypershadow

Cool, I had no idea this was out there! Thanks! Hey, have you seen that picture of the guy standing on top of the World Trade Center with a plane in the background? That thing's hilarious. I KISS YOU!


i am trying to download medal of honr allied asult of a program called morpheus.(like limewire) but it is only 163MB big and it says that it is is a class rip exe. Just wondering will it work when i download it?

berk

I suggest you direct your question to EA's technical support. Be sure to include your home address, for faster service.


Dear Halo 2 Developers,

I am extremely desperate for Halo 2. I am also tired of hearing rumors about when Halo 2 (drool) is supposedly coming out. My computer is unable to read your FAQ page, and even if it was able to, I seriously doubt that it would have the current information that I am looking for. Now, I am dying to know when Halo 2 is going to be released.

I NEED TO KNOW WHEN IT IS GOING TO COME OUT!

Please do not send me something saying: "Well, I am not exactly sure when it is going to come out. I'm not in charge here so, tough luck. Keep on guessing!"
I want to have someone who knows what they are talking about answer this e-mail. Last I heard, (probably another rumor) Halo 2 was going to be coming out in March 2004. Is this right or incorrect?
Please respond quickly. Remember, I'm desperate. Very DESPERATE.

SCHOOLMAN2222

I couldn't think of anyone here who matched your requirements for answering this email, so I gave it to my assistant and asked him to find someone around here who could make an educated guess. After a short nap, the reason for which I don't recall, I asked him how it was coming along. After a few unproductive exchanges, I demanded to know why he hadn't made any progress. Surely there was at least ONE person in Bungie.org who could leverage his experience watching Bungie into a realistic release date estimate. It was only when Louis, who was passing by, asked me who I was talking to, did I realize that I had not yet been assigned an assistant, and that I had given the email to (and was chewing out) one of the action figures festooning my desk. Having exhausted all other avenues of research, I was forced to let the buck stop at my desk, roll a few dice, and conclude that Halo 2 was coming out on February 63rd, 1481. I am very sure this is correct, and, yes, I am in charge here. At least, I should be, and that's close enough.


hello
im ur mom

Roger Ortiz

Hello, Roger.
No, I'm YOUR mom.


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